Firstly, don armour.
Secondly, try to sneer a bit.
Thirdly…this counting business is getting cumbersome. To the dotpoints!

  • Phew, what a relief.
  • On we go.
  • Stay focused.
  • Train. Train hard. At least 10 hours a day.
  • And then have a nice cup of tea and a lie down, you’ll need it.
  • Dream sweet dreams of the peaceful times to come.
  • WAKE UP YOU LAZY DRIBBLING SLEEP FARTER DO YOU THINK YOU’RE IN THE SALVATION ARMY? NO, YOU’RE IN THE [fill in desired militia] ARMY.
  • Have another cup of tea.
  • Eat – can’t start your day on an empty stomach, can you?
  • Meditate. It helps you shed the negative energy from all the yelling and restore your chakra.
  • Drop the kids to school.
  • Train. Train hard. At least 10 hours a day.
  • Make dinner. I think it’s pasta night tonight. No, no one wants pesto.
  • Don’t drink tea, you’ll only need to go to the loo at 2am.
  • Have a little sleep-in this morning, seems like you need it.
  • FIGHT GODDAMNYOU!
  • WIN!
  • BE THE WINNIEST WINNER OF ALL THE WINNERS!
  • You have a headache? Too much yelling?
  • Okay, yes, you have a little nap.
  • I’ll call you tomorrow, if that’s okay with you?

 

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